jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

pfefferi:

the word radical reminds me of this cup

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skeletonmeme:

bout to jump a fucboy

skeletonmeme:

bout to jump a fucboy

tfw you want to write?? but ur so tired

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

tippitytoes:

Reasons to dye your hair unnatural colours:

  • You get to be the main character of the anime

lord-of-spades:

WHEN YOU GET OC IDEAS FROM SONGS

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Elizabeth: You......you killed them! I can't believe you did that!
Me as Booker: (stifling laugh) I didn't Dewitt
asexualfactoftheday:

[#524. Panromantic Asexuals naturally display a wide range of colors on their nails.]

asexualfactoftheday:

[#524. Panromantic Asexuals naturally display a wide range of colors on their nails.]

edgebug:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE

edgebug:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Amazon ruined our cat’s birthday but look how they made it up to her :D

tHIS IS WHAT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE LOOKS LIKE

vithcytries:

I am preparing myself for Blood of The Olympus

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You want one? I have like one or two left…

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comics1111:

#165: The raven and the crow.www.1111comics.me/comic/165
A group of crows is called a murder.

comics1111:

#165: The raven and the crow.
www.1111comics.me/comic/165

A group of crows is called a murder.

wheatily:

 poots

wheatily:

poots