emma-velocirapity:

DUDE

squidglovesoff:

Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo

emma-velocirapity:

Oh fuck dude

monsters-anxiety-and-good-vibes:

Waterhombre

emma-velocirapity:

Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”

ratliker1917:

ratlicker1917:

ratliker1917:

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

memory-thought:

machigaeru:

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

• Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
  Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
  
• Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
  Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
• Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
  Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
  
• Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
  Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

The span of human experience is so insane.

onlyblackgirl:

c-bassmeow:

yourownpetard:

inabasket:

elasticitymudflap:

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

always reblog

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

I never know which version I’m going to get when I see this video.

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

While not quite true, it’s a good sentiment.

• Don’t pirate books, for example, because while it does hurt the publisher, it hurts the author more, since they’re only paid by their direct sales numbers. Get the book from a library instead, since that drives a sale, supports a public service, and is free to you. (The exception being textbooks. The authors have usually already been paid all they’re ever going to get, if they got paid at all, and the publisher rakes in an obscene profit.)
• Don’t pirate indie stuff, whether it’s movies, books, music, art, video games, whatever. If it’s indie, you are directly hurting a creative who just wanted to put something nice into the world, and not being able to eat directly impacts their ability to make more nice things. Caution: certain industries like video games and music are very volatile, and companies that used to be indie might not be anymore but might still be cruising on that indie cred. Similarly, a well-known and well-loved studio you’ve been a fan of for years might seem huge to you but is actually still just a couple schmucks barely scraping by. Look into a company, see how big it is, and if it’s a subsidiary of something larger. If it’s just a few people, don’t steal, but if it’s actually a multi-million dollar company with several dozen employees, yeah, it’s probably fine.
• Do pirate from the giant names: Disney, EA, Activision, Warner, Sony, major tv networks, etc. It’s almost guaranteed that the people who actually worked on the project were paid terribly, have gotten all they’re going to get from it, and the company is bringing in so many billions of dollars with each project that you won’t make a dent.

THIS

roswell-newton-vargas:

Like, annoyance and disinterest and anger are normal human emotions, but we’ve created this weird culture where you’re only allowed to have bad feelings about things if it’s for some righteous cause.

And instead of taking that (deeply flawed and unhealthy, mind you) notion and maybe… I don’t know, learning to manage negative feelings that aren’t productive, people have just decided that it means that any time they don’t like something, they have to find some grand, noble justification for their dislike.

But you really, really don’t. Someone can be kind and good and still annoy the fuck out of you. You’re allowed to think a show sucks even if it isn’t problematic. It’s literally fine.

roswell-newton-vargas:

You all really need to learn to accept that the fact that you don’t like someone or something doesn’t mean it’s secretly evil somehow.

morganhazelwood:

sitta-pusilla:

So true. It doesn’t have to be life or death. It has to be the stakes and how much you care. How much you’re emotionally invested. It could be the tiniest thing – she finally takes his hand – and your heart could break for them.

goaliesarethebest:

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

malvoliowithin:

avocadojoner:

Y’ever just

So do the subtitles just not change for the entire play or what

v1als:

v1als:

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

then fuck the ghost you cowards

tock-tic:

sweetvantass:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

• they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being
• they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him
• he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)
• miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time
• they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

kinesthetiac:

oddbagel:

kinesthetiac:

i’m really bored with my first name 

your name is now crab78

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

bludragongal:

faegeekgirl:

looking through the nausicaa artbook

me every day

biggyman:

happilyshanghaied:

cloudfreed:

everythingfox:

Big snazz

VERY Small feet’s and cute smile

She is a proper lady

@lambholder